I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

self snitching

Self snitching, the act of posting evidence of a crime that you commited online.

Trayvon was self snitching when he posted pictures of himself with stolen property, on facebook.

by Gothamcityan September 25, 2017

scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares

theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington

by TNS carry you March 9, 2022

Switching to Paper

When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form

"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."

by Sexy Randal December 19, 2009

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

stretching walls

The action of sexual intercourse between two individuals, usually describes sexual intercourse referring to the male penis as stretching the anal or vaginal cavity walls.

Alex: dayum that's my boi!

Alex: so whatcha do last night ?
Dan: yo i was down dicking this one bitch and stretching walls!

by Daniel The Tiger November 21, 2017

wretch stretching

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.

i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !

by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015