Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

screwdacorn

A lesbian with a strap-on attached to her head. She runs around on her hands and knees and attacks her partner.

I like when me and my girlfriend play pin the tail on the screwdacorn.

by Botto October 27, 2006

white trash screwdriver

5 o'clock vodka and Sunny D. Warning, may lead to "Dance 'o' clock" which is a bastardization of the name of the liquor used to create the drink, and the time at which the consumers of the beverage start dancing wildly and off-tempo to pretty much any audible sounds.

Morning After:
"Dear God, what have we done?"
"White Trash Screwdrivers."
"Ohhhhh...man...but that doesn't explain why there are people passed out on the hardwood floor?"
"That was from Dance 'o Clock..."
"Fuck, don't tell me Dance 'O clock just happened..."
"Yep. It just happened."
"Is there any Sunny D left?"

by tequilagloworm April 1, 2008

Screwdriver

A Drink Mix of orange juice and vodka put into an Ice-mountion water bottle.(screwdriver grip)

Primarily used by minors for casual drinking.

I went to the Mobil to get some orange juice and I made a gallon Screwdriver by adding it to my handle of Skol (Vodka)

by Kyle Stephens December 28, 2005

american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

by Angus McMurtrie April 22, 2006

aloha screwdriver

Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.

It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.

by bryan February 15, 2004

Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.

We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.

by Konrad43 June 3, 2009