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screaming meemies

Attack of the nerves or an extreme state of manic disposition.
Hildred has had an attack of the screaming meemies. I think she needs to chill out and have a beer.
by twistedchick August 29, 2007
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Screening

1) Its a term that means reading a message and choosing to ignore it or pretend you havent read it.
2) Seeing someone's caller ID on your phone "screen" and then you deliberately let it ring out.

3) A common form of underhanded cheering of video gamers to give them a tactical upper hand by spying / looking at another payers screen (most usually on split screen games) - is often also referd to as screen-spying.
It is mostly unforgivable on 1st person shooters #TC
I went on a date with a banging bird last night, but now shes screening me!

Bro!... Stop sreening me or I'll punch you in the nuts.
by Sygnette May 26, 2018
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Screaming Pelican

Whilst having sex on the beach, the male withdraws his penis, rubs it in the sand, and then re-penetrates. The name is obviously derived from the females reaction. Originated in Naples, FL
"How was your date with Skylar at Vanderbilt Beach last night?" "Horrible! That bastard gave me a Screaming Pelican!"
by CSN CSN February 4, 2009
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Dual screening

The art of watching TV whilst simultaneously surfing on a laptop.

Practiced by many at many different levels of expertise, but very few achieve true mastery of demanding sport. Great skill is needed to be both immersed in a TV show/film whilst also multi-tabbing Facebook, eBay and Youtube.

Considered a hobby by most enthusiasts, also known as DSAs (Dual Screen Artists). Like any hobby, specific times are set aside for Dual Screening, and can be practiced for long periods by veterans.

When in this state the DSA is unreachable by other humans, and will not respond to any attempts at communication or other worldly distractions.
Guy 1: Hey bro! Wanna hang tonight?
Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm dual screening tonight, I'm gonna watch Wedding Crashers again whilst skyping my cousin, writing an essay on the first world war and watching kitten videos!
Guy 1: ... Tosser.

Girl 1: Hey baby... I'm feeling randy. Can I come over??? ;)
Guy 1: Kk
Girl 1: Are you dual screening again?!?!
Guy 1: No
Girl 1: Ok well I'm coming ove-
Guy 1: OMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD ALL ALONG

Guy 2: Hey bro get off the fucking couch! Let's go on a pussy patrol!
Girl 1: Don't even bother. He's dual-screening... he'll be gone for at least another hour.
by Jazzalenko September 4, 2011
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screaming metal deathtrap

A gray toyota that has any of the folowing qualities:
-cracked windshield
-windows that dont open
-windows that HAVE to be open or the car will fill up with exhaust
-air condtioning that is permanetly stuck on the hottest setting
-when turned on vents generally blow out bits of dried leaves
-radio is actually UPSIDEDOWN in the dash.
-screaming sounds emenate from axles when turning
-filled with muddy, sharp digging equipment/ old computer hard drives
-has a monkey wrench with questionable redish brown stains in the glove compartment
- is loved and cherished by its owner despite constant warnings and pleas to get rid of it from his sons.
Tom: Awww man, dad PLEASE dont drive me to school in that horror. I have a whole life ahead of me.

Steve: Oh come on son, its not THAT bad. Its just... excentric in its old age.

Tom: DAD, IT BLOWS LEAVES OUT THE AC VENTS. ITS A SCREAMING METAL DEATHTRAP
by John Errington November 3, 2006
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screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night
by Bwattz January 1, 2018
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gut scraping

Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate

why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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