Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Smother's Day

The annual celebration when we have to reluctantly acknowledge our attachment to the one who refuses to cut the umbilical cord.

Every year she dreaded the holiday which she dubbed 'Smother's Day', in light of her mother's constant adulation, doting and neediness.

by out back May 23, 2007

smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.

Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!

by koolegged September 6, 2013

Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.

Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.

by jackfitz August 19, 2008

foot smother

When a woman uses her feet to completely cover a man's face and deprives him of all air

Gemma's slave was being disobedient so she forced him to lie down and she foot smother him

by TheBlarg March 31, 2016

Smotherism

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.

Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.

Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.

by b4sucks September 9, 2009