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Scientifical

A way to make yourself sound intelligent when you have no idea what you are talking about.
I found Tylor and Morgan's analysis on uni-linear relativism to be quite scientifical...
by jax334455 April 24, 2011
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Scientifical Ghostifferator

Official Definition: "The Ghostifferator™ lets you contact the spirit world like you wanna contact it. A flik of th' switch lets ya change the who the where an the when instanlty. Now I dont garuntee that y'ull talk to anybody, speshul, but like how many dead folks is there? Like Hunderds, so you got a good chance a gettin somebody on the line purty quick."

A device that a guy named Leroy designed, built, and put up on Ebay for auction.

He claims the 'Scientifical Ghostifferator' may (or may not) allow the user to 'contact the dead'.

Leory is also somewhat infamous on Ebay due to his "Lucifer's Hotpocket" auction from December of 2004, which was almost as famous as the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.

Part of his schtick is intentional bad spelling, made up words, and really bad grammar. But, none of that seems to matter, because he has quite a following, and people bid on and purchase his obscure scam-type pieces.
"You must use yur invention only for the good of mankind and stray dawgs. An you will call this device a Scientifical Ghostiferator! An you will retain the services of a lawyur! and you will not eat of chicken meat and corn pone for ever an ever an Get a shower curtain whilst yer at it. And right then before it shut up, It said you must sell this invention on eBay cuz theys folk on there that will apprecify it proper-like. Bout that time, a curl of smoke come outta it and that creepy voice faded off in the distance like a fart in a breeze."
by Anonymous January 22, 2005
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dumbshit scientist

by Your dad that you never knew August 18, 2019
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scientard

A person who lacks any sort of social skills after consumimg themselves in their research.
'Any good banter at your work?'

'Bah, its rubbish! Its full of scientards.'
by mussels83 December 25, 2007
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A Scientific Railgun

An anime series. Better known as To Aru Kagaku no Railgun (とある科学の超電磁砲<レールガン> / "To Aru Kagaku no Reerugan"). A side story of To Aru Majutsu no Index (とある魔術の禁書目録<インデックス> / "To Aru Majutsu no Indekkusu"). This side series is focused on another main character, Mikoto Misaka (御坂美琴 / "Misaka Mikoto"), a Level 5 esper, nicknamed "Railgun" because of her ability to manipulate electricity, to allow the use of a special move that allows her to fire a projectile at several times the speed of sound. This "move" is similar to a actual railgun, a experimental Navy weapon which fires a projectile using electromagnetic force.
Hey, did you see "A Scientific Railgun"?

No, why?

It's good! Should try it, though.
by xCLDx October 21, 2010
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scientard

A fervent practitioner of Scientology, to the point of being annoying.
That stupid scientard tried to convert me.
by Tinrobot January 30, 2008
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Sciencing

When someone inserts phrases or words similar or sound that sound scientific so people think they are smart but really they have no god damn clue what they are talking about cause they don't know what science even is -Alexandrasej
Keandre: Look at them lights they look like a spine with osteoporosis.
Rakel: Bih stop sciencing we get it you finna be smart even tho you don't even know what science is smh.
by Alexandrasej January 25, 2017
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