A strange, pseudo-science cult founded by science fiction author, L Ron Hubbard in 1952. Scientology claims to be able to cure any type of disease such as diabeetus aids or even "cure" homosexuality. Apparantly, that appealed to many famous actors like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, because they seemed to flock towards the strange cult. The "CHURCHES" main practice is Dianetics, a half assed pile of crap which was advertised as a "self help" treatment, even though it just advertises the shitty cult it was spawned from.
Scientology is subject to many lulz from message boards, encyclopedia dramaitica, and many other peoples on the internet. Scientology is surrounded in controversy since its founding, and the creator of this monstrocity of a religion's moralities were questioned after being discharged from the navy, and being permanantly banished from England.
Scientology is subject to many lulz from message boards, encyclopedia dramaitica, and many other peoples on the internet. Scientology is surrounded in controversy since its founding, and the creator of this monstrocity of a religion's moralities were questioned after being discharged from the navy, and being permanantly banished from England.
scientology is scary :O
by Jeremy Orkin June 21, 2010
Get the scientology mug.Founded in the 1950's by pulp fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard Scientology is "the study of truth." It comes from the Latin word "scio" meaning "knowing in the fullest sense of the word" and the Greek word "logos" meaning "study of."
Scientologists believe that the body is a enternal spiritual being, and that one can not only solve their own problems, accomplish goals and gain lasting happiness, but also achieve new, higher states of awareness and ability.
Nah seriously, Scientology is a bunch of fricken crap! Using mind control techniques anyone participating in the cult's "auditing" will be converted into a total brain dead drone. Just ask Tom Cruise and his mindless "partner" Katie Holmes
Keep away - unless you want to lose all your money, friends and brain cells.
Scientologists believe that the body is a enternal spiritual being, and that one can not only solve their own problems, accomplish goals and gain lasting happiness, but also achieve new, higher states of awareness and ability.
Nah seriously, Scientology is a bunch of fricken crap! Using mind control techniques anyone participating in the cult's "auditing" will be converted into a total brain dead drone. Just ask Tom Cruise and his mindless "partner" Katie Holmes
Keep away - unless you want to lose all your money, friends and brain cells.
You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do.
- you're glib. Matt matt matt matt matt... now, where's a couch?
-- Scientology brainwashed cultee
- you're glib. Matt matt matt matt matt... now, where's a couch?
-- Scientology brainwashed cultee
by Suri May 25, 2006
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A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.
Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!
Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.
So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
A money cult founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard. It is centered around the belief that aliens invaded the world and brainwashed us, and that Hubbard is a kind of Messiah whose ideas will lead us to wisdom.
Here's the catch: You have to give lots of money to the Church of Scientology if you want to get in, and they use this money to buy everything from pamphlets to enormous cruise yachts, and because they're considered a religion, they don't have to pay the taxes we do!
Yet for some reason, many people in Hollywood, most notably Tom Cruise, buy into this "religion". And whenever someone tries to reveal the truth about Scientology on a large scale, or accuses the mod larsony, the Scienstapo will harass them by incessant sueing.
So in short, Scientology is just another cult.
Dealing with Scientology:
Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>
Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
Scientologist: "What are YOU doing?" <takes out pamphlets>
Random person: "Avoiding a Scientologist."
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
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Get the scientology mug.A giant sucking maw designed to trap the gullible and remove them from their money, dignity, and ability to discriminate between reason and complete bullshit.
Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard says that we are all possessed by the souls of aliens murdered by Xenu, so clearly he's full of shit. I, however, am a christian and I believe that God made the world in seven days and that Mary really was a virgin when she pushed out the Jebus. So I'm a fuckin' genius, then.
by Big Gwinnie March 25, 2010
Get the scientology mug.Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.
by Fearman November 25, 2007
Get the scientology mug.Technically this word is a mishmash of latin and greek:
Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge
and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)
Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.
Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:
Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Scient (from the latin scientia) meaning knowledge
and Ology (from greek) to talk about (implies studying)
Mr. Hubbard the all seeing should have known better than to mix the two languages in one word.
Other examples of well formed non-made up words of this type are:
Theology: Talking about God (both halves from Greek)
Biology: Talking about living things (both halves from Greek)
Ron: I just made up a word for my rip-off religion, it's "Scientology" from the ancient words for knowledge and study.
Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...
Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???
Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?
Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
Scino: But aren't they from two different ancient languages, I'm not sure you can do that...
Ron: What the hell do you know??? Who's the cult leader here???
Scino: Is that a tax inspector over there?
Ron: No it's Xenu! We'd better run anyway!
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