schnauzer fart

When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.

Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!

by Kyle Hollinger May 28, 2008

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schnagden

(1) when one is feeling very sexy. they are so sexy that they feel like the coolest person

(2) very horny. when someone is very horny and would do a n y t h i n g to the opposite sex. or perhaps even the same sex

I am feeling so schnagden tonight that I might give the next person I see oral pleasure,

by 6xestoh9 November 25, 2003

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schnaut

An old-world (1300s) Austrian dinner dish made from the snout of a dog. Often meticulously prepared, schnaut-making techniques have been handed down through generations of Schnauthoffen - the people of lower South-southeastern Austria. Schnaut is frequently referred to as "crazy, old grandma's dish," or, "what the fuck is that?"

Due to modern restrictions and the advancement of social mores on eating dog, schnaut became passe, and then illegal, in 1922.

Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's house for dinner. She's gonna serve schanut, and I HATE schnaut! All that hair and stuff. Ick."

by Phil Saberhagen April 5, 2008

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walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

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