schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007

Schmoked

Smoking weed

And then we schmoked so much shit, I was totally stoned.

by Swineohnine November 10, 2009

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010

Schmokes

1. Hilarious word used by the 1950s greasers and even some under-educated contemporaries in a failed bid to use diversity when describing a cigarette.

1. Hey fellas', let's light up a schmoke!

2. Oi blad your sister gonna get us any schmokes?

by Definitely not McGee October 17, 2008

schmuckey MCduckey

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by schmuckey MCduckey February 9, 2005

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003