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Schaumberg

The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.
Boy: after class I want to be a Schaumberg
by dj rabbit April 14, 2014
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schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.
Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"
by Irish89 December 25, 2007
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Schaumburg

A Northwest suburb of Chicago. It has a population of approximately 75,000 and is on the 2007 list of top 10 places to live in the US. It is near Woodfield Mall, the mall with the most shopping space in the country. It is also host to a number of restaurants and a great deal of other businesses and stores. It includes housing from affordable to very high end with excellent school districts. Most high school students who live in Schaumburg go to Schaumburg HS in Schaumburg, Conant HS in Hoffman Estates (a neighboring town), or Hoffman Estates HS. Towns near Schaumburg include Hoffman Estates, Barrington (in all varieties from Barrington Hills to South Barrington), Invernes, Rolling Meadows, Palatine, and Hanover Park in addition to a few more. With decent traffic conditions Schaumburg is less than an hour drive from Chicago.
"I like living in Schaumburg."
by Richard Feynman June 22, 2007
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schramming

Repeatedly slicing small pieces of a dish so you can keep coming back and not have to wash the dish.
Joe quit schramming the cake.
by Jdelh25 October 30, 2017
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Schrammed

The act of entering into an eternal familial relationship with a member of the "Schram Family" in perpituity,
or as it is more affectionatly known,
"The Fam Schramily"
Upon getting married to someone named Schram (whom she had known since the 7th grade), Brandy called the friends she had known since middle school and said, "I've been Schrammed".
(After 15 years and 2 kids, it just keeps getting better every day)
by Chugwhump July 7, 2005
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schamba

a term created by an ashburnham nig's, father. the white residue that is found between the male scrotum (sack), and the thigh
by TC<JB<JM<JL<ES February 19, 2005
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schaab

Schaab the last name of the most handsome and kind person you will ever meet. You don't want to pass up a man like this, he's always caring for others and would do anything for a girl. Listens to you, respects and is hilarious
Damn that's Schaab over there whoever gets him is so lucky
by Soccerballer675 February 28, 2018
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