Shartling

When something is so startling, it might make you shit your pants.

When our plane was struck by lightning, the sound was so loud and startling, I almost shit my pants! It was shartling!

by LordCoitus October 3, 2016

As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.

Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment

by LiamOSM March 27, 2014

Scotting it

A fat guy, German sports themed compact executive lease car, driving as fast as the road will allow.

That E92 M3 that just passed me on the shoulder was really Scotting it.

by #ai August 31, 2018

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 16, 2003

Skatting

(Pronounced "Skutt-ting") To skat. Having a high opinion of one's own sex appeal or popularity and showing it off in public. Inflated self opinion.

Look at that girl skatting over there in front of those guys.

by Rinkydink February 24, 2015

scating

1. how weirdo spelling skating
2. when people do a lot of scat sex

i want to go and do some scating

by atomicdominator July 10, 2016

scotting

To make stupid ideas

"Lets go count bricks or the wiring in windows."
-"Dude, stop scotting around"

by Dontron February 6, 2008