Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.

Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!

by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

Scattergories

2nd base in Christian baseball

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.

by accordingtotosh July 5, 2010

Scatter!

The act of which a group of people (usually men) run in different directions (scatter) to avoid confromation from and unreliable source or trouble.

Oh man there is the principal, SCATTER!

or just simply

SCATTER!

by Kevin Fletcher June 14, 2007

Scanted

The act of pulling down someones trousers and or underwear.

Dave got Scanted, Lets go scant Dave, Dave is going to scant you.

by Spastic Rodeo July 29, 2009

scattergood

a person with a scatty nature, not always knowing exactly what they are doing or where they are.

'oi, scattergood, what you doing?'

by kitty_06 November 8, 2006

scatter pussy

a term which is use by Asian people. It means awesome(as an adjective) and extremely(as an adverb).

-My friend was caught by the polices yesterday after a race with them.
-Scatter pussy!
OR:
My roommate is scatter pussy stupid.

by avenger_vincent December 13, 2007

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006