Making war or sausage 

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!

Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!

Making war or sausage by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021

Sausage Monster 

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's

Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish

Sausage Monster by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

holding hands with sausage by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

Sausage Rocket 

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.

Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.

Sausage Rocket by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012

Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.

Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

Sausage in the chocolate factory by TheKillerOreo January 13, 2013

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise 

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

sausage tea party spit roast

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTxIb29Ylj0&t=465s
This is a sausage teaparty spitroast

"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."

sausage tea party spit roast by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017