sausage fest 

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation on the internet when they get back to their dorm/apartment.

"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

sausage fest by Brandon October 21, 2004

sausage fest 

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles

Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest

sausage fest by shmools May 28, 2007

sausage fest 

A celebration of sausages. like in vienna!

This is a complete and total, you know, sausage festival.

I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.

No - no, Toki, that *was* a sausage festival.

Yeah, that was good.

sausage fest by djelemenopee July 18, 2009

Sausage Fest 

A Sausage fest is the act or situation where a group of males over the age of 18 socialise on a night out without any females.

"Jeez, last night was terrible. We had a sausage fest."

Sausage Fest by Z3r0T0l3r4nc3 October 3, 2016

Sausage fest 

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.

Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their

Sausage fest by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Sausage Fest Joe's 

That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.

"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"

Sausage Fest Joe's by lil pga pro 1 April 10, 2009

sausage fest 

An area where there are more men than women.

1st guy "lets go to this place!"
2ng guy "nahh, the YMCA is a sausage fest"
1st guy "yeah... thats a bad idea... who would go there?..."

sausage fest by 7aipan December 28, 2005