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Sassie Cassie

Smart, strong, and she's seen some shit. Don't try to tell her your trauma bullshit, she's got her own but you'd never know because she doesn't need to talk about it. She's the softest and hardest, sweetest and sassiest lady you're ever going to encounter.
You better have your shit together before Sassie Cassie gets here.
by Tequila queen May 21, 2025
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e-sassinate

To not just unfriend someone, but to also block, ban, and delete them from every social network that you are on. Usually this is caused by a friend oversharing.

For example, someone posting and tagging a picture of you taking a huge bonghit on Facebook when your whole family is on your friends list.
I can't believe Adam posted that picture of me. I had to e-sassinate him.
by twidtwid July 23, 2010
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Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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Ambi-sassing

To get mouthy or to start "fresh-talking" to someone whilst under the influence of Ambien
"Go to bed, goddammit, you're Ambi-sassing me and I don't appreciate it!"
by Miss Man Hands March 16, 2014
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ass-sassing

Refers to da sarcastic expressing of one's lack of respect for a particular fellow human by either braying like a donkey or mooning him.
An "ultimate" or "deluxe" form of ass-sassing someone would be if you are able to "train" your sphincter --- i.e., learn to precisely tighten or relax your butt-muscles during flatulence to make your farts "toot" at different pitches --- to hee-haw; that way, you can both drop your pants in da direction of whomever you are ridiculing AND give him a nice loud raspy-raucous "mule-whinney" at da same time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2020
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Lip-Sassing

You're not lipsinging you're Lip-Sassing
"Are you going to keep Lip-Sassing or fuck me already?"
by KayMarie333 August 24, 2021
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