The gayest little Boy you will ever meet, he is also a big perv around both men and animals… Whoever gets to close to him will experience a reign of terror, where he will fuck you as hard as he can with that lil dick of his.
- OMG, who is that lil fag?
-Oh that? That is Santi Umaña, don’t get to close to him or he’ll do sum bad.
-Oh that? That is Santi Umaña, don’t get to close to him or he’ll do sum bad.
by Guimbi March 13, 2025

The only thing that can attack Chuck Norris and survive. Some say he went back in time and fought Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan at the same time and won and he was born to be a person with a big penis.
by Santi. November 23, 2021

The combination of lubricants, feces, and ejaculata that can leak out of an anus. As Rick Santorum (thank you, Dan Savage) is no longer terrorizing the Constitution, it is time to 'rebrand' the object as De Santis.
After mutually exploding with earth-shaking orgasms, De Santis slowly leaked out of my partners butt.
by J. Trevor Bixtwhittle February 8, 2023

HES HOT AF AND WILL STEAL YO GIRL WITHOUT EVEN TRYING, HE KILLED SHAGGY IN HIS FINAL FORM, HE CAN WRESTLE JOHN CENA AND QUEEN ELIZABETH AT THE SAME TIME AND HE EILL STEAL YO GURL
OMG is that santi, I’m breaking up w my boyfriend, (later that night) OMG UR PP IS 25 INCHES LONG SOOOOO HOT, OH WAIT THATS JUST THE TIP!!!
by pendejo. January 17, 2022

The type of fella to snatch ur tater tots and slip on a banana peel. NPC ah boi, don’t trust him with ur money EVER
Santi a 50 pot
by GLZY_Deamonslayer December 29, 2023

santy is a fucking German god he is rivaled to Shiva because of how strong he is you got blinded by his fucking beauty and you're body starts automatically giving out because of the aura and spirit pressure he gives out, known as dolphinvagina he is a fucking god he has gorgeous face with a pretty eyes sexy nose and kissable lips what a fucking god he could end you're life in one look he has a big ass dick and is a fucking beam of light created in heaven he is him
by dolphinvagina March 29, 2025

by Miliho April 6, 2023
