The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.
Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!
Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
by Coke Can November 19, 2011
Get the Sandusky Alignment mug.A term used to explain the act of being royally screwed over by someone or something in which you have no real control, contact, or complete knowledge of prior to being screwed. Word can replace the word fucked. Coined after a former Penn State defensive coach who destroyed the reputations of an institution and people associated with him.
Example 1
Person 1: I heard you traded for X player in fantasy football with Carl for Y player.
Person 2: Yeah I did, I'm gonna rule this bitch!
Person 1: You idiot, you just got Sanduskyed! X player is gonna be placed on injury reserve today.
Example 2
Person 1: I just got rear ended by another car withouth car insurance.
Person 2: Ouch, Sounds like you just got Sanduskyed!
Example 3
Person 1: You wanna go camping this weekend?
Person 2: NOOO, it's going to rain you idiot. Sounds like the weather just Sanduskyed your ass!
Person 1: I heard you traded for X player in fantasy football with Carl for Y player.
Person 2: Yeah I did, I'm gonna rule this bitch!
Person 1: You idiot, you just got Sanduskyed! X player is gonna be placed on injury reserve today.
Example 2
Person 1: I just got rear ended by another car withouth car insurance.
Person 2: Ouch, Sounds like you just got Sanduskyed!
Example 3
Person 1: You wanna go camping this weekend?
Person 2: NOOO, it's going to rain you idiot. Sounds like the weather just Sanduskyed your ass!
by SD Sancho November 10, 2011
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S: Yo bro did you see the paper this morning? Apparently a little kid was sandooskied by this old creepy guy.
C: Man, anyone who is sick enough to sandoosky a little boy should get locked up for life!
C: Man, anyone who is sick enough to sandoosky a little boy should get locked up for life!
by step_up88 November 21, 2011
Get the sandoosky mug.Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.
I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.
by JayCeePee November 10, 2014
Get the Sandusky Slap mug.Multipurpose word for when anyone from the state of Ohio does anything incorrectly or just downright stupid. Usually followed by the perpetrator of this heinous act exclaiming, "Y'all let me be".
Tourist: They loved me at Mekelburgs !
Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
Random person : They only tolerated you until you got all Sandusky Stupid on us and took off your shoes:
Tourist: Inlost my shoes soon afterwards.
Random person: Did you ever think to tie your shoes to your feet?
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
Tourist: I can't wait for College football! You know that Ohio State has the largest football stadium in the United States?
Random person : What about Michigan or Penn State Marv?
Tourist: That's ok... The Cleveland Indians are the best team in the MLB,
Random person: What about the Astros, Dodgers, Rockies, Nationals & Red Sox?
Tourist: I don't really follow baseball
Random person: You just brought Sandusky Stupid down to another level.
Tourist: Y'all let me be!
by Peloncito August 12, 2017
Get the Sandusky Stupid mug.Sandusky Hold is when a Perverted football coach tries to get a hold of you and get some butt sex in the locker room shower.
Hey Bill, what happened? Well, I was in the Shower when Coach came by and tried to give the Ole' Sandusky Hold !
by Car Peddler February 4, 2012
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