Sam wheat

So sexy and gets any lady is 100% straight with a big schlong

Sam wheat is hot

by ys han October 21, 2019

sam widmaier

A very attractive male. He has a good sense of humor, and can make anyone laugh.

Luke: Wow, Sam Widmaier is so cool. I want to be like him when I grow up

by UrMom5432112345 July 13, 2021

sam welsh

Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive

Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh

by anonymous November 22, 2021

sam westerfield

A big boy with a big ol dick

Oh yes that sam Westerfield boy has a big ol dick for sure on my momma

by Ballsmaster2006 December 5, 2021

Sam Williamson

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

by glibisgood March 5, 2023

sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024