salami tits

Salami tits are when the areola is so big it looks like a piece of salami was put there.

Her salami tits nipples were massive, and it looked like there was a piece of salami sitting on them...

by Kelly Daniel January 19, 2010

salami tsunami

A bar that is occupied by too many men and too few women.

This bar sucks, it looks like it has been hit by a salami tsunami.

by splash March 26, 2005

grand salami

Another term for a grand slam home run. A home run with a runner on each base that scores 4 runs.

Hey Kevdog, that was a nice grand salami that you hit last night!
or
Did you see that grand salami that Kevin hit in the ball game yesterday?

by savern May 29, 2008

Slap The Salami

The process in which a man masturbates.

Dave) Dude, I can't get any action tonight. I think I'm gonna' go home and Slap The Salami.

Randy) Me too!

by Alex Reynolds December 13, 2007

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 08, 2003

Tommy Salami

Another name for a person who was never circumcised. Although 80 percent of men in the world have circumcised penises. 15 percent dont and 5 percent are probably women in disguise.

Get your fat ass tommy salami uncircumcised penis out of my face before I fish slap you, bitch.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 16, 2008

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 15, 2017