saffura

The hottest Muslim you'll ever meet

Broooo Saffura is just amazing

by auesome April 18, 2022

safir

the sweetest girl ever. she’s pretty shy but definitely one of the funniest people you’ll ever know once you get to know her. she’s a total goofball deep down. everyone needs a safir in their life!

Carly: i am so bored! Sophia: you should totally be friends with safir she is great!

by Strawberry00 July 29, 2023

Ari Shaffir

A self-proclaimed "funny" comedian who has an unfunny bit called the "Amazing Racist" which is heavily rude, anti-Semitic and offensive. He is a racist piece of shit and will not last in the comedy business.

Ari Shaffir is a racist.

What part of the Ari Shaffir show was supposed to be funny?

by antiari January 5, 2014

Saffron

Saffron is a super awesome girl who loves to play volleyball and have fun. She dates a lot of guys but that's because she doesn't freak out when they break up with her. Saffron is an amazing artist and is skilled in many other forms of are. She is a sexy ginger.

Damn look at Saffron's ass it's tight!

by Saffronrae September 20, 2014

Saffron

Ohhhhhhhh she is mighty fine and is a smexy ass bean with hella style!
She’s awesome, funny, and sassy

She will always be there for you and is just so fricking cray cray! She’s so hot and is amazing in bed mmmmhhhh

Damn you were amazing you might as well be called (Saffron). Yeahhhh

by Simplythebest776 April 28, 2019

Safire

verb. To correct improper grammar, pronunciation and/or punctuation. A reference to William Safire, lexicologist for the New York Times Magazine.

Herb: How is term paper-grading coming along in your class this semester?
Craig: Dude, I had to Safire so many semicolons, it was atrocious.

Janet: And I was all: "Are you for real?" And he was like: "Totally."
Crissy: Don't you mean; "I asked: 'are you for real?', and he replied: 'totally'"?
Janet: Actually, it is functionally correct to use "all" and "like" in the quotative, especially when engaged in colloquial conversation.
Crissy: Well I'll be Safired.

by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008

Safford

A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.

"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009