A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
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A fandom who is grateful for jacob sartorias , for everything he do with them, they can never give him back in their life happiness that he make them. They want him to be happy, no matter what people say, haters do not know him as much as they do, believe that they would do anything for him, for seeing that happiness that they long to see. Just by seeing his smile so gleaming makes them feel very very happy, they love him too much, he is too important to them. Believe he make them feel too many things."pride" is little with what they feel for him, because at such a young age he is achieving what he always wanted, that's why he inspire them too much, that's why they admire him, because he is fulfilling all his goals as he grow up and they feel so lucky to see every step he take in his career. They will always support him, they will always be by his side, they will always follow him no matter what happens, because he is a beautiful person, because he is so incredible, because he is their idol, because they love him and care about him, that will never change. They promise that never in their life will stop loving him and supporting him and he can trust the sartorians.
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