crap sacker

A stupid bag boy. The one that crushes your chips by putting them on the bottom of your bag then putting something heavy on top of them...

"Your crushing my chips you crap sacker!"

by Maiku September 12, 2005

Silver Sacker

One who possesses the desire and carnal need to have intercourse with ridiculously old people.

Ingrid: "I sure like that new choir director, but he sure does seem to get excited when I give him a hug."
Ethel: "You'd better watch out: I hear he's a Silver Sacker!"

by Dogs.Breakfast May 2, 2016

Spackler

A person who when done masturbating, without a condom on will wipe their semen/vaginal secretions on whatever is around them ; walls, furniture , blankets, toys, clothes ect...

1. Eww this doorknob is all sticky, it fells like someone spackled(verb form) it.
2. Looks like a Spackler got to your shirt man, theirs all this white sticky stuff all over it.

by Joseph (ween- from the Bull Board) August 22, 2006

sacker

One that partakes in the act of sacking.

Sacked like a sacker. Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings Baby.

by WallabeeKid October 20, 2010

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007

Piss Sacker

The term, "Piss Sack" refers to an artificial bladder, affectionatley known medically as a Colostomy Bag, which can be worn strapped to an inner thigh, or worn outside the body for effect.
The term "Piss Sacker" refers to a particular wearer of this device - one who has nothing wrong with their urinary control functionality, but rather a person who is not keen to allow the disruptiveness of standing up and walking to a near by toilet interfere with their every day routine. Particularly beneficial when binge drinking.

Person 1 - Fuck me mate, we've only had three pints and I'm already on my second piss....
Piss Sacker - You have an absurdly weak bladder (he he he)!

1 Hour later.......
Person 1 - Look this isnt funny anymore - This is our 17th pint and you havn't had a piss yet. Whats going on? Are you some kind of piss sacker?
Person 2 - Yes.

by BobbyDazzleWazzler July 23, 2008

sackless wonder

A male that acts like a bitch. Born with balls but never uses them. no backbone.

That guy was such a sackless wonder. Should have been born a bitch.

by Look at that Melon November 23, 2011