saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

saber-toothed tiger

Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.

A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".

"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."

by osirusr September 23, 2011

saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

saber - toothed

a great big dino that likes to eat people with that big tooth of his

That big saber - tooth is going to eat Jenny!

by kels January 16, 2005

saber-toothed Tigress

A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!

My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.

by Lena77494 June 11, 2015

saber-toothed tiger

A hot woman who is older than a cougar.

Teddy's gradma is a saber-toothed tiger!

by Tino Orbaega February 7, 2019

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010