swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler

damn swab gobbler here.

by swab gobbler September 27, 2022

Cunt Swab

A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

Person 1: You talking shit, ass eater?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up “cunt swab” head ass.

by WittyIG April 25, 2019

Throat Swab

The performing partner lies back on a couch or bed, tilting their head over the edge, while their partner penetrates their mouth from a kneeling, squatting, or standing position (depending on furniture height). Experiment carefully with the speed and forcefulness of any thrusting to keep it comfortable for the performing partner.

Since the performing partner needs air to stay alive, pause frequently to give time for breath...

Love a good throat swab!

by Sex101 February 5, 2009

Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu May 10, 2018

Cosby Swab

Inserting one's penis rectally, and proceeding to rub the tip of one's phallus around female's lips in a swab-like fashion. Preferably while wearing a thick, goofy, uncoordinated sweater while holding a sandwich, to emphasize the Cosby effect.

The green/brown shade of her upper lips indicated to me she was an expert in the art of the Cosby Swab. She made me drop my hoagie.

by drphilsboner February 23, 2009

Dong swab

Using one's penis to apply an ointment or medication to the back of another's throat or tonsils.

Girl: "I have a sore throat"
Guy: "Let me give you a dong swab and it'll clear up by tomorrow."

by Mexican Ron October 16, 2010