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1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.
1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush
by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005
mugGet the cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitchmug.

school fucking sucks dick

fucking shit school and no one likes it lol
john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye

doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭
by your local grocery store September 21, 2023
mugGet the school fucking sucks dickmug.

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
by mackadilly June 4, 2008
mugGet the you fucking suck at lifemug.

suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her
Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!
by asses April 4, 2005
mugGet the suck her and fuck hermug.

cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.
kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."
by Dubiks August 31, 2018
mugGet the cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercuntmug.
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
mugGet the Suck and Fuckmug.

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