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Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob
Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!
by GiolaBear September 3, 2017
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suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs
annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah
by emma wyles June 13, 2019
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when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens
by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008
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son of a suck me off

The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.
I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.
by Maverick B. Vogen December 29, 2007
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The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011
mugGet the Suck me off at the next stationmug.
when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
mugGet the suck me off with a condom onmug.

suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins
by trump our lord May 24, 2016
mugGet the suck me noodles bromug.

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