star shopping

another word for saying that you want to commit suicide

how have you been?:
not that i might go star shopping tonight 😞

by depression gang August 29, 2020

Windows shopping

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

by Krema April 19, 2009

Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

Stepping on legos

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

stepping on a lego

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

by that star wars guy March 28, 2015

Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017