2 in the pink 1 in the stink

A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."

Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."

by JungkwonkoreanbceIV September 12, 2016

stink bombs

Ammonium Sulfide in a glass bottel that when broken can really clear a hallway or classroom. Best used in the doorway of a classroom. When using it remeber to keep mum because it usual results in an in school suspension.

Did you smell that stink bomb cody let off in the hall way? He got a few days of CLC for that crap.

by Jeff Johnson May 19, 2005

stink dink

When you have sex with a chick with no condom, until you shower, you are known to have stink dink

I slept with Rachel today, and I still had stink dink from Jackie last night

by Ryan93 February 11, 2008

stink-eye

a look of contempt or disdain. a loaded glance.

Look, I'm sorry but that's the way it is. Stop being a sour-puss. I see you giving me the stink-eye.

by plsg & smike March 14, 2003

Stink finger

Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee

Jerry and Larry were cruising the boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.

by Roobeer March 12, 2020

Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.

Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

poopa stinka

something you say to piss people off. basically the "uh oh stinky poopie" thing but dumber

"heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey guess what dude?"
"omfg what do you want"
"poopa stinka"
"i'm going to fucking murder you"

by kirsjames May 30, 2021