STD

an abbreviation of 'Sean's Tiny Dick'
a pathetic human being, who sends pornographic images of his microscopic penis to females and assumes they get sexually aroused by it, when really, there is nothing there to sexually excite them...

STD

Female: "OMG! EEWWW! WTF! THIS FREAK SENT ME A NAKED PICTURE OF HIMSELF!"

Female's Boyfriend: "WTF? IM GONNA KILL HIM!!"

Boyfriend's Friend: "There's no need to kill him, because there is nothing to be jealous about... he hasn't got anything there to be able to do anything to your girl ;)"

by lukkeeyy December 3, 2010

STD

in freeskiing: Spread Twister Daffy

Try to do all three in one jump. Or, you could do them on three jumps in a row.

Dude, can you get an STD off this jump?
No, it's not big enough.

by cartel skiier February 22, 2007

STD

smoke. thizz. drink.

You STD last night huh?!

by getonmylevel October 7, 2007

STD

A STD is a sexually transmitted disease spread through butt sex.

Ben: Oh man, when I did her last night, I think I got a STD.
Carl: YOU HAD BUTT SEX?!?!?!?!

by ashuhhlee August 10, 2008

STD

something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex

I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children

by gjfiewhltgre February 14, 2008

STD

Abbreviation for "shit to do."

When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."

by VaDon August 16, 2009

STD

STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!

Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!

by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 19, 2008