Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfish

When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.

DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it?

Terrible! She just starfished all night!

by Hilloween October 26, 2018

Starfish

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).

"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby

by Micheal Scott III May 2, 2010

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfish

Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills

Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!

by daymonjohnson75 December 9, 2012

Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.

Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"

by ryza77 May 1, 2007

Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007