Starfish

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.
Is that a starfish?
by JulianDB January 07, 2017
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Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.
Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.
by The book of S&B December 21, 2016
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Starfish

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).
"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby
by Micheal Scott III May 02, 2010
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Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
by Yarz August 22, 2012
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starfish

Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills
Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!
by daymonjohnson75 December 09, 2012
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Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
by ryza77 April 24, 2007
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Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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