Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

stander

a man who stands to take a dump.

Harry stop standing and sit on the seat.

by beefski bob February 19, 2003

stondeder

more stoned than stonded

shit man, last night bob hooked me up wit dat fire ass mid. my ass was stondeder all night!!!

by jeffro September 4, 2004

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Battle Stanced

9K Racing Battle Stanced

Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.

Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.

Ready to rock

"That 550hp car is mad battle stanced with those 335/40/18 tires in the rear"

www.9kracing.com

by 9K Racing November 3, 2012

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Stander

When the dog takes a shit and the shit stands up vertically

Holy Fuck... My dog just took a stander.

by Rusty2Fingers November 25, 2014