Shaolin

A shower

That is all.

I'm going to take a shaolin...care to join?

by Energizingga February 20, 2005

shaolin hater

people who live in new york city that do nothing besides hate on staten island a.k.a. shaolin

boy #1 sup, where you from?

boy #2 south beach projects, staten island

boy #1 wow u from staten? that place is mad whack

boy #2 hahaha wow dude u a shaolin hater

by shqipe718 November 14, 2009

shaolin diet

The act of eating only white rice for days or weeks on end for the stated purpose of weight loss, when in reality it's because you're too broke to even afford ramen.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm gettin back on that SHAOLIN DIET. I gotta be ready for the beach by summer.
Guy 2: Dude, we all know it's because you're a broke ass motherfucker, you don't need to lie.

by MeatMallet69 August 1, 2017

Shaolin 42 fake-out

The Shaolin 42 fake out (Commonly called the Nerve strike attack) is a pressure point tackling move that will paralyze the victim and send them to a 20 year knock-out blocking their chi. Its non lethal however once used on the victim they will permanently be able to wishtand it twice. In addidtion to that defect, the victim's endurance could potentionally become greater or significantly weaker.

The only known documentary of the Shaolin 42 fake-out ever being used was by Master Oogway preventing Tai Lung from getting the dragon scroll. After performing the moves necessary Tai Lung immediately dropped to the ground knocked out cold, seemingly dead. Tai Lung was then sent to Chorh-Gom prison who later learned the move and after escaping the prison used it on the Furious Five.

Disclaimer: Most of this information isn't canon and mostly a joke around my family.

In order to learn the Shaolin 42 fake-out you must become a Shaolin, 45th chamber of the 34d dynasty.

by Jai-M215 August 8, 2019

Shaolinmester

A half-chinese guy’s username on Instagram. The name was created in a toilet, no lie. When this boy was 17 years old before he changed school, he was in depression and he used to lock himself in the toilet at school. Once he heard two guys came to the toilet and they were talking behind his back, they didn’t know that he is also there. Both of the 2 guys used to show signs of friendship to him but it was just a lie. The conversation was something like this.

D: Hey Man, u know who I met yesterday?

M:who?

D: Shaolinmester’s mother. We talked a bit and she is nice btw. And the guy is actually not that bad.

M: I think he is a retard.

‘shaolinmester’ does not remember the rest of the conversation, but when the two guys walked out the toilet, shaolinmester shouted to them:

-THANKS FOR THIS AMAZING NAME!

Of course, this could not help him to get out from his depression, but the name seemed pretty cool.

Shaolinmester is an instagram name.

by Pufflefishxyz December 5, 2019

Shaolin Monfon

Also know as Monfon. Sometimes referred to as Shaolin. Not to be confused with Shaolin soccer.

The greatest of all time. Shaolin Monfon can manifest as a group or an individual. In any way or form, Shaolin Monfon is what gets you going.

May you have a Shaolin Monfon rest of the decade

by Monfizzy January 30, 2020

Shaola

To hit someone, something or something sexually

Ko mo shaola ngwanole/ am going to chow that girl

by anonymous October 16, 2020