a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.
(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!
by idiom fan January 14, 2009
Get the squeegee squadmug. by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009
Get the dick squeegeemug. person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
Get the hygiene impaired squeegee techniciansmug. 1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
Get the squeegee headed penis leechmug. When you ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and she pushes the semen down her belly and into her vagina after you leave the room.
by IgotGOT July 30, 2022
Get the Siberian Squeegeemug. The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.
2.
...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
Get the squeegee methodmug. by Libbyjo January 25, 2019
Get the Squeegee Puppymug.