Squeaker

A slang term used to describe the classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich, The Egg McMuffin.

Etymology: Word originating in Elgin, IL in the early 1980's due to the noise which has a tendency to be made when one is biting into this tasty treat. Most likely caused by the sliding, greasy ingredients of egg, cheese, and canadian bacon...and possibly the ingestor's teeth.

(Squeeeeeeeeeak)
Kerri: Dude, what was that. Do you have egg farts already? That's disgusting.
Chris: Nooooooooo Terri!!!!!! It's my sandwich, I swear. Leave me alone!
Kerri: Whatever Kissyfur. Like a sandwich can make that noise.
Chris: No, it did! It's a Squeaker!!!!

by KerriBeth January 20, 2008

Squeaker

another term for an icee.

"hey, wanna get a squeaker on the way home?"

by PalauanPeace November 2, 2008

Squeakers

1. One who squeaks incessantly
2. One whose voices cracks on occasion, usually from the result of prepuberty (or ongoing)

"Did you hear Chris in class today?"
"Yeah man, he's like Squeakers or something."

by Foxtrot108 December 16, 2008

Squeaker farts

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Squeaker Squad

A group of guys on call of duty that are age 15+ making their voices sound like little kids. They troll (mess with people) on call of duty and people rage quit the game, and/or life.

Hey guys, its Lui Calibre with episode #29 of Squeaker Squad (on YouTube).

by NerveTrollz May 21, 2013

squeaker rage

A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.

A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.

Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.

by Thecaboose53bunchie April 29, 2015

Dirty Squeaker

Another name for Diarrhea, most commonly after eating spicy food.

I think I need to make a dirty squeaker

by mregina June 20, 2014