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Stotty

A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
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Snotty Cunt

A horrible and truly undesirable individual who is as filthy as unpleasant and is in general a nightmare to be around. At home with the scummiest of the scum in the dregs of the society, it would definitely be best for one to avoid and disassociate themselves from the snotty cunt.
"look at that snotty cunt shitting in my letterbox"
by LoudnadcleaStefdavies68r4 June 21, 2013
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Link me up, Scotty

A phrase requesting to be given the hook up for a URL or website address. Based on a popular Star Trek phrase.
"Dude check out my website"
"Link me up, Scotty"
by Nobuyuki October 3, 2003
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token spotting

like train spotting but you're not trying to spot trains, you spot the token's in groups of people. Can be any token i.e. Black guy, gay guy, homosexual, tranvestite, white guy, indian etc etc etc.

When you spot one you get 2 points. Player with most points wins

A really good game to play with a mate in a busy area.
Jordan: Dude, James totally beat Tom at Token spotting.
James: I know
by keylikesfood December 16, 2006
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Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.
by t pot October 6, 2009
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Spotted Dick

A quintessential and traditional English pudding, commonly found in secondary school dining hall. It is a heavy sponge with raisins usually served hot with helpings of ambrosia custard (or your school's lumpy equivalent...)
Jack: Ianto, are you having any of that spotted dick today?
Ianto: depends if the custard doesn't stick to the spoon.
Rose: so true. Although, the spotted dick does look good today!
by SierraJuliet February 13, 2019
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Rocky mountain spotted beaver

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver
by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018
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