crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

by joakim22 November 30, 2011

spASDA

slang term for the supermarket chain "ASDA", which is owned by Wal-mart

"I'm going to spasda to do the shopping"

by fruitandveg August 15, 2007

spasian

half spanish half asian. it doesnt matter what kind.

I was stoned and realized my girlfriend was a spasian.

by its the fish!!!! hahah March 26, 2010

ghost spasm

Mixing ambien and cocaine

I may mix ambien and cocaine, that's called ghost spasm, but I never mix business and pleasure.

by Herabeara January 28, 2019