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southern pie

An erroneously-named dish, vastly popular in London and the home counties of the UK since the turn of the 21st century. Despite the name, Southern Pie is actually *not* a pie - but instead a washy casserole with a soggy pastry lid.

The dish consists of a filling - almost always with a meat component and often vegetables and gravy - and is served in a Bernardaud Ecume or equally wanky overpriced bowl, with the lazy chef adding a garnish of puff pastry on top of the dish, almost as if he didn't give a fuck that the "pie" he's serving isn't a pie, despite costing £14 before the customer even thinks about a side.
"She's having the fish, and I'll have the Southern Pie, bruvnor"
by AftyUK May 10, 2016
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Southern bidet

When your taking a shit and a large turd splashes water onto your hole after dropping cleaning it thoroughly
My turd was so big it gave me a southern bidet!
by P-kanus October 30, 2016
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southern jetstream

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.
Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.
by Dino Nuggets April 10, 2019
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Southern Oaks Middle School

A school where the teachers are retarded and all the 6th graders do is Juul. Because "Juuling is cool dude".
There is about 3 fights everyday and the ambulance comes once a month. Once you walk in you are already in drama
Southern Oaks Middle School: A very dangerous school!
Jack: "You go to Southern Oaks?"
Anthony: "yeah! How did you know?!"
Jack: "You have a Juul in your hand, your forehead is bleeding and you seem to be getting alot of text messages! (Aka DRAMA)
by Chicken dingo August 2, 2019
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Southern Beat-Down

Ok, its when you wear a Confederate flag on your chest, and you quickly put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) And then you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
My head still fucking hurts from when Phil beat my ass when he put that Confederate flag on his chest and then put on Sweet Home Alabama! He gives one mean Southern Beat-Down!
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
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Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality is a family, or individual helping another, just because its the right thing to do. People call it Southern Hospitality because people from the South are known to be nice folks. If someone comes knocking on the door needing food, or a place to stay for the night, most people down here will gladly help.
random person knocking on the door- Hello Ma'am, im in terrible need of some food, do you think you've got a little to spare?
Woman-Yes sir, just come on in and ill fix you up a plate!
random person-Thank you for your Southern Hospitality ma'am
by southern belle. August 15, 2009
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Southern vampire

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.
Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty
by Bob a lob June 14, 2008
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