soft pants

Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.

"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
Tawney | Rectify S01E04

by pathforger September 11, 2016

Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

Nj Soft

New Jersey is soft because LosPollosTv is soft

Hey bro yesterday i watched lospollos and he couldn’t even open a cardboard box. Fax yo, nj soft.

by John cabalios August 12, 2021

soft emo

Soft emo means you're happy and bright but you like emo things

im soft emo

by hippiy January 28, 2018

A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

softballer

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.

girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.

by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

soft donny

1. A man who was once a hard donny...drinker, rager and all around badass who - due to engaging in an exclusive monogamous relationship- has now become like melted soft serve ice cream relinquishing all of his past friendships and overall beast mentality for a life of Netflix and missionary sexual intercourse.

2. Flaccid penis

Soft donny spends his Friday nights watching Gilmore Girls with his Girl friend.

Last night my boyfriend had a soft donny.

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by beepbopboopbeep January 10, 2015