smirnoff

the perfect vodka. it's right in between being so cheap that it may as well be rubbing alcohol and so expensive that you figure it's gotta be filtered with opium to cost that fucking much.

Annie loves getting crunked with her $13 smirnoffs!

by kezbies January 29, 2008

smirkel

n. a closed-lipped grin of condescension and felt superiority. Origin: the characteristic facial expression of the nerdy television character, Erkel.

v. to smirkel.

Jess tripped and fell on her ass at the restaurant, and the girl at the other table smirkeled.

by Felipe L. September 22, 2007

smircc

when you when when you when the when it when when the the when

kid: smircc
other kid: 😏😏

by eyjafjaIIajökull February 20, 2022

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

smirpong

beer pong except with smirnoff duh

omg dawg, lets play some fucking smirpong!

by tori haas January 7, 2007

Smirnoff

Nickname given to the Russian Scientist, Alexei, by police chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things.

Jim: Hey Smirnoff! Get back here!

by HammyHammHamster June 22, 2020

Smirk

Smart asses use this a lot. End of discussion.

“Ugh brad is such a smart ass”
“Yeah he does this ugly lil smirk every time he thinks he’s being funny”

by This is the most unique handle July 13, 2019