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Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.
Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.
by jake rivers July 25, 2007
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Smeaging

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.
Babybay was smeaging on 'em
by yadooK March 12, 2021
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smeadle

A blended mix of blood, excrement, and semen. Used to make nasty drink combinations for your worst enemies.
Want to make your ex regret breaking up with you? Just slip some smeadle in her drink and she'll learn the consequences of leaving you
by JA-ALLDAY May 6, 2017
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smeager

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.
Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.
by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004
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Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.
"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"
by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008
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Smeagolling

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."
by Foundation Dave January 8, 2009
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curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.
Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog
by P0JI December 25, 2011
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