Banana slicer

The best threat for your husband or boyfriend! Get some smooth (and subtle) revenge in the bedroom. New Toy? Thats what you want them to think. Then chop as fast as turbo the snail, or make it slow like a normal snail. Bananas beware!

Hey, do you wanna play with a new toy? WELL BOY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! This banana slicer can really SLICE things up in the bedroom!

by #algbuddy November 26, 2019

The slicer

A now legendary technique, used to mow down anyone from a fat fuck gokes to a pesky dickhead light spamming orochi.

Let's simultaneously group fuck this dickhead and stuff him in the slicer the annoying prick.
Or
I've stuffed this nigga in the slicer a good 12 times ahaahah

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

cheese slicer

A tool with primary purpose to cut semi-hard and hard cheeses to produce thin slices. The cheese slicer can also be used for slicing cucumbers, peeling potatoes and other food.

A cheese slicer is an invention from the 20th century by a Norwegian carpenter. The original name is"Ostehøvel". Today it is widely used in the Nordic countries.

by JokerMads January 14, 2018

cheese slicer

A norwegian tool for slicing cheese.

Hey mom wheres the cheese slicer i want to have a cheese sandwich

by skee-lo October 27, 2017

sheet slicers

When your toenails are so long they could slice your bed sheets.

As we fell asleep my wife gouged my leg with her sheet slicers.

by Sheet Slicers May 27, 2017

Egg Slicer

Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.

Oh, my gosh, are you serious right now? You just dropped an egg Slicer.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Wisconsin Deli Slicer

The act of of making a grilled cheese.

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.

by KGB Construction February 5, 2023