Louisiana Slammer

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer

by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010

Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.

For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.

by Vyvyan Messerschmitt September 8, 2010

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014

Cock-Slammer

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.

My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.

by Viperruels January 5, 2009

Banana Slammer

A homosexual male who really enjoys recieving anal sex from another man.

The population of San Fransisco has a high abundance of "Banana Slammers".

by JJJCCC July 12, 2010

Facebook Slammer

One who masturbates to pictures on Facebook

I walked in on Conor Facebook Slamming! Why doesnt that nigga just watch some porn! I had no idea he was a Facebook Slammer...

by Datt Nigg September 12, 2010