SJ

jus a leng guy

" tht guy is SJ

by SAV_SJ August 25, 2019

Sj

SJ is a handsome BBG mod

I love sj I wanna make love to him

by owwoqksiemekw November 19, 2023

sj;ts

Same Joke ; Too Slow.

Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.

Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"

You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."

You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")

They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"

You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"

by TheEllen November 14, 2012

SJS kid

A word to define a person who acts like a stupid child.

That guy is such an SJS kid, he keeps acting like a child

by VIETNAME FARMER November 29, 2021

SJS

SJS (acronym for “Shit, Jerk, Shower”) A routine consisting of three essential steps — taking a shit, jerking off, and then taking a shower. Considered by many to be the ultimate way to start (or reset) the day feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to face the world.

“Bro, I woke up late but still managed to squeeze in an SJS before work — best decision ever.”

by TheJorker October 31, 2025

SJ

curly hair asian guy who is adorable handsome everything that a good boyfriend has is IN him he is cute get a sj but not my sj he is also obsessed with green so just give him grass for his birthday he will love u

rando: omg hes literally the man of my dreams...
rando2: yeah hes such a SJ

by anonymous November 6, 2022

SJ

a thot name. that sounds like she is cute but she is thin as hell!!!

stop it u sj

by fgfdsgg November 18, 2019