siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

Siamese tootsie roll

Duck taping two or more people together after loading them up with shrooms and burritos causing them to shit themselves all over each other.

“Things got out of hand last night. I tripped shit on some shrooms with my buddies and ended up in a Siamese tootsie roll.”

by Stolen originality September 12, 2020

Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

siamese cat fight

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)

" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

by L.Macrae.Pats May 25, 2009

Siamese saddle

When ur fucking a 2 headed girl and one is sucking ur dick while the other is eating your ass.

I did the Siamese saddle with Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

siami

a teacher who is super funny and if mad will throw a marker at you

oh look its mrs. siami the best teacher in the world (so is mister Arnold )

by kawiikkkkawii-chan February 7, 2018

Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.

by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017