The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005

Stoney Crook

Created by Mr. Pookie & Mr. Lucci. Its the name of their record label & group. The name if from their old apartment complex Stoney Brook located off of North Audelia Road in Nawf Dallas (North Dallas)

Stoney Crook In this bitch

by CL.UNT July 14, 2010

Shonyce

A sexier version of the name "Shanice" althought Shanice is a girl who every man wants, Shonyce is who every man needs. She is a very intellectual biracial woman who is only interested in white guys. She has a huge rack and thick butt. She gets loads of attention and every girl is jealous of her. Not to mention she can whoop some serious ass. Don't f*ck with her.

White dude: That Shonyce girl is sexy, do you think I have a shot with her?
Black guy: Fuck no, you're white
White dude: I hear she only fuck with white guys.
Black guy: Daaayyum!

by pseudodime September 1, 2013

Stoney Lonesome

Slang term for prison, dating back to the early twentieth century. Can be found in John O'hara's "Appointment in Samarra".

A man can lose his hopes, and his mind, inside the walls of the Stoney Lonesome.

by Julian English January 28, 2005

Stoney Face

The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.

Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.

by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011

shoniya

shoniya

A strong willed woman.. usually outspoken,loves with all her heart doesn't tolerate snitches ..gat many admirers but loves only one ..hates friend that lies always the source of her happiness ,and above all independent..

Shoniya is a heroine

Shoniya is a heroine, shoniya is loving, shoniya is beautiful

by Godoverall February 7, 2020