a person who exhibits any of the following traits:
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Always sneaking around, yet not sneaky at all.
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Always "forget to mention" select part(
s) of the story.
- Unpredictable
- Probably easy on the eyes
- Empty inbox at any given time.
- Has 2 cellphones, which are never left unattended.
- Probably won't
cross you, but will if they have to.
- Fun to be around.
- Someone you always hear about but you've never actually seen.
- Notorious for texting people who are in the same room.
CAUTION: ULTERIOR MOTIVES LIKELY PRESENT