seyifunmi

Seyifunmi is an intelligent, brilliant and pretty person. She has a charming smile that can melt highest degree of anger . She has an angelic voice. She's somewhere at the top of her class. She loves her best friend so much but she can't tell the person because the person is a male

Girl 1: what's the perfect definition of beauty and intelligence?

Girl 2: seyifunmi

by Alkene July 3, 2017

seyan

A handsome chad who played as Jesus Christ during 0 BC and pretended to die thus beginning the time of AD. People have not known of his eternal existence due to his invisibility cloak power.
The oracle says that once The Seyan reveals his true identity to the world, all of womankind shall become simps eternally, forever.
Welp.

Guy: Yeah so I was thinkin bout goin to the movies with you today
Girl: Wait.... is that seyan i see
Guy: not again god no
Girl: hey... how about later?

by notseyan September 14, 2020

Seyon

Seyon is an Amazing, sexy, and God-like person with amazing basketball skills. He is kind, loving and spews with positive energy. You are lucky to have Seyon as a friend. He will most likely change your life.

Man, I ran into a Seyon and now my life will never be the same.

by Fatherbigdick December 19, 2018

Seyi

Seyi

Seyi doesn't think he is handsome but has a good personality. Seyi doesn't like when people lie to him, he has a lot of friend but is not good with love. He longs for a close companion. Seyi is kind and sweet and is friendly.

Girl: is that Seyi

Boy: yeah he is actually quite a nice guy you know
Girl: hmmm, really?
Boy: you don't have to believe me but if you don't then know your missing out.

by BoBo121 October 13, 2012

Seyit

Seyit comes from the 'Turkish' language.
It is the definition of Sick Cunt and Turkish Rambo. His regarded as an absolute sex machine between local Melbournians.

'Hey Seyit YOU ARE A SICK CUNT BRO'
'OMG LAN YOU KNOW SEYIT ARE YOU FOR REALZ CUZ HIS NICKNAMED "TURKISH RAMBO BRO"

by TrkBrh June 29, 2012

şeyma subaşı

Şeyma Subaşı is a famous Turkish sugar baby. Her ex husband was Acun (one of the richest person in Turkey who had dated many young women like Adriana Lima) and they met in a competition program called "Var Mısın Yok Musun?" when Acun was married to another woman. They fell in love quickly and Şeyma became pregnant. Five years later she got married to Acun and as Şeyma says Acun was soooo in love with her. However a year later, they divorced and Şeyma got monthly 125.000₺ alimony. She is famous for her Instagram that is full of photos from different countries and her cafe named "Healthyish" in İstanbul where you can eat foods made from avocado and quinoa.

Look, Şeyma Subaşı is in Coachella... again...

by muthertruckerdude February 18, 2019

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019