The absolute best person ever
They are sarcastic and are super clingy and don’t get over breakups easily SO STICK WITH THEM NERDS
They also love to write in caps lock (aka they are shouty)
They are sarcastic and are super clingy and don’t get over breakups easily SO STICK WITH THEM NERDS
They also love to write in caps lock (aka they are shouty)
by DekuStan January 19, 2023
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hearted but can be freaky sometimes;) but she's
so smart sweet and has an amazing
personality!! She's a good girl and she's literally
drop dead gorgeous!!! She has a huge ass and
perfect big boobs and has a rockin body! She's
the best person to be with when you guys go
out. She's just perfect!!
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Definition: Selma is a person who you cannot read, whilst talking to a Selma you will find yourselff wondering if she is actually interested in talking to you, or just insatiably horny. A Selma might make outlandish statements and gloss over them as if they were just any mundane sentence that could be uttered by a sentient human being. A Selma might also get between your social relationships both metaphorically and physically. A Selma might even manage to turn you and your dearest friend against each other or unite in hatred against them. They generally have massive foreheads. If you run into a person who could be described as a "Selma" your best choice of action would be to get the fuck outta' dodge!
Yo! did Selma just try to molest you again?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
by BIgMiddleman January 18, 2025
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