selfie 

noun and verb: A photograph taken with a camera phone or to take a photograph with a camera phone. Just how the word 'literally' was literally misused so much that its meaning was officially changed to include the formerly incorrect definition, so the word selfie has a history of misuse so that it can now also refer to a photo taken with a camera. The person who took the photo can call it a selfie because they themselves took the photo.

Check out this awesome selfie I took of the Eiffel tower.

selfie by Jonas Falter October 5, 2013

Selfie 

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

Selfie by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Selfie 

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

Selfie by Godborn October 18, 2016

Selfie 

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

Selfie by Bustarbrown February 12, 2014

selfie 

A selfie is the definition of a loser and or loner who wants to add some self esteem to their list of reptiles, legos, and minecraft.

Also, a ratchet drunk girl's key to getting laid in a club.

Also, a little girl taking a pic of herself.

ALSO

IT IS A SELFIE (YOURSELF) IF YOU ARE TAKING IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE IT'S NOT A SELFIE!

1. My List That Proves I'm not cool
Minecraft
Legos
Magic
Lizards
Selfies

2. Nude selfie! Guys in the club come and get it!

3. We're at a play date! Let's take a selfie guys!

selfie by Swaggy Shotgun October 21, 2014

selfie 

A snapshot of yourself while holding the camera facing yourself that is uploaded online for your friends ability to approve your looks.

My friend takes selfies all the time, even during movies.

selfie by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015

Selfie 

Pictures (usually digital) that teen girls take and send to their boyfriends. This is to make them feel better, and to keep them from sending sexts.

Guy: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SELFIES.
Guy 2: Dude, that's some kinky shit.

Selfie by Senpai Cat March 29, 2015