scondulli

An alternative vocabularic choice used as opposed to its true meaning, which is allegdly 'money'.

"More Scondulli to man"
"Ay large one, you absolute jokeman, JOKEMAN, YOU'RE A JOKEMAN. If scondulli means money, why don't you just say money, before I come and I'll slap your tummy"

by L'Homme Grande des Extrémités February 25, 2021

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

sconce

To have a look at something or to investigate it further

When john found the door was open he decided to have a sconce inside.

by teddytheramgaterdfg April 12, 2009

scoontie

ORIGIN: BROCKTON, MA. 508

*male or female. someone that does trashy things like suck dick for a living, stripper, prostitute, act fake, are a bitch or a cunt, trick, slut.

Yo, you see that girl over there i heard she's a scoontie.

Walk into the club "where the scoonties at??"

Stop being such a scoontie! GET THE DICK OUTCHA MOUTH!

Girlll you slept with my boyfriend scoont please! wtfff.

by BAR666 March 31, 2010

Neal Schon

The under rated guitarist for Journey. AKA TFRG.

He plays almost a Neal Schon lead.

by ace October 21, 2003