sandpaper

a skidmark (shitstain, streak of poop on underwear), usually consisting of crusted crap or shit on your underwear that has some sort of rough dried texture. can also be formed by vaginal secretion on the front of womans panties.

I had so much diarrhea, that I ended up having sandpaper on my boxers from all the anal leakage I had during the day.

by Bob1983 March 29, 2008

Arabian Sandpaper

Where you take a girl by her hair and rub her face in your pubes while screaming an Arabian battlecry.

I gave that chick an Arabian Sandpaper so hard that her chin bled.

by C0UG3R June 24, 2011

Common Sandpiper

A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.

It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.

"Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don't worry that's just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."

by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T December 8, 2007

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007

Sandpaper Gee

Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.

Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.

by Fingers Sinclaire December 15, 2008